Today I saw a lady wearing a shirt that said “I <3 Hockey”, so naturally I say something.
Me: “I love your shirt!”
Her: “I love hockey!”
Me: “As long as you’re not a Blackhawks fan we’re good! haha :)”
Her: *puzzled pause for a second*, then “I don’t really watch that kinda hockey.”
…What kinda hockey? The NHL kind?
Like…if you don’t know who the fucking Blackhawks are (clearly you don’t), I’m pretty sure you’re not out there being Miss Hockey Hipster watching things like the ECHL or AHL or some fuckin’ high school or college hockey.
I think you just plain old don’t watch hockey and have no idea what the fuck you’re doing.
It’s like you’re trying to hop on a hockey bandwagon but have no clue what hockey is.
"That’s the one where you dribble and score a home-run touchdown, right? Tee hee hee!"
I hate you. Go crochet something for your cat.