stefanielynnx3:

freshiejuice:

lotuslopez:

darkbluetile:

this post is my dream come true

babies with babies

i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”

Too much cuteness

Oh my lord.

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Today I saw a lady wearing a shirt that said “I <3 Hockey”, so naturally I say something.

Me: “I love your shirt!”
Her: “I love hockey!”
Me: “As long as you’re not a Blackhawks fan we’re good! haha :)”
Her: *puzzled pause for a second*, then “I don’t really watch that kinda hockey.”

What kinda hockey? The NHL kind?


Like…if you don’t know who the fucking Blackhawks are (clearly you don’t), I’m pretty sure you’re not out there being Miss Hockey Hipster watching things like the ECHL or AHL or some fuckin’ high school or college hockey.

I think you just plain old don’t watch hockey and have no idea what the fuck you’re doing.
It’s like you’re trying to hop on a hockey bandwagon but have no clue what hockey is.
"That’s the one where you dribble and score a home-run touchdown, right? Tee hee hee!"



I hate you. Go crochet something for your cat.

soundlyawake:

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

I think about this a lot

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officalsailoramerica:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

Please signal boost this everybody!


If I&#8217;m not mistaken, you&#8217;re an *adult*.Now act like one and go do whatever the fuck you want.

officalsailoramerica:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

Please signal boost this everybody!

If I’m not mistaken, you’re an *adult*.
Now act like one and go do whatever the fuck you want.

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Once you lose someone it is never exactly the same person who comes back.
— Sharon Olds, Satan Says   (via larmoyante)

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88kaner88:

how i think i look when i smile at my crush:

how i actually look:

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dkrejc:

At the end of the regular season, Quaiders still manages to be third on the list with penalty minutes; despite missing most of the season

dkrejc:

At the end of the regular season, Quaiders still manages to be third on the list with penalty minutes; despite missing most of the season

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When I first met you I felt a sort of explosion go off inside me. Like fireworks being ignited in my eyes and butterflies catching flames in the pits of my stomach. I felt every ounce of nervousness fleet my body once your eyes locked with mine and I swear for a nanosecond I could see our future in the transparency of your iris. When we kissed I tasted every old lover departing from my taste buds. Now it seems as though I only taste you on the tip of my tongue at 3 am. It’s your face I search for when I wake up in the middle of the night and it’s your hand I crave to hold when I’m driving down the road. I don’t think I’ve ever been home until the first night you held me. It’s true when they tell you home is not a place, home is somewhere where you feel safe. And while you held our bodies close I swear not a goddamn thing in this world could touch us. You touched more than my skin when your ran your fingers over my scars, you touched a part of my soul no one has ever cared to dig up. I have skeletons in my closet from nights I have killed myself and somehow managed to wake up the next morning. For a while it seemed like I died every night. But when I’m with you I have never felt so alive. Holding your hand felt like holding constellations in my palms and kissing you felt like gravity had a stronger pull than ever. There is something enthralling about you and I felt it the first time we spoke. I can’t tell you how long we will be together, and I can’t tell you if what we have is temporary or perpetual. I can’t explain the way it seems as if time stops when I’m with you. All I can tell you is that you make me feel things that I’ve only read about in books. And if I must compare you to something it would have to be the sun because of the way you light up my dark world. You put the moon to shame every night. And If I had to say something about how beautiful you are I would say that the sun has to shield it’s eyes when you smile for you have the most radiant smile in the world. I would say that flowers hope to be plucked by you and the rain would fall just to graze your cheek. I would say that there is no color in a paint shop that could match the pigment in your lips and there is not a word in the dictionary to describe how they feel pressed against mine at 4 am
— LOL MINE (via girlsdoe)

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